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NEW CLINTON RULE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

No discussion of a public figure’s infidelity is complete without a CLENIS REFERENCE. Because no Republicans have been involved in sex scandals, especially not in the last seven years! And anyway how dare Hillary remind us of that ugly, divisive stuff, showing her face in public and all!? Bitch. Whaddaya mean, using problems in a woman’s marriage to attempt to disqualify her from public service is stomach-turningly sexist, plus it makes me look like I can’t make a reasoned policy argument against her, and am hoping everyone in the country is too stupid to pay attention to anything but licking some patriarchal ass? Huh? What? Look, something SHINY!

Yes. Yes I was watching CNN earlier this evening, how ever did you know?